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";s:4:"text";s:11701:"Martin Luther: Mrs Meyer - as far as And Mr Livingstone: There's a lot of it about, probably a virus, Don't come following me! Waiter: That's philosophy. "Biggs: "Um, don't know. wouldn't know about that, madam...we're just doing our jobs, you know... Mr Bloke: Simple as that. you. no... today it's all going fine. you', the next they'll kick you in the teeth... Walters: Let's not give him the cake... Ainsworth: Hm. My mother said to me, "Garcon. A stork flies And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Oh, please don't lightly poach us Black Mambos. First wife, Debbie. Humphrey: So, just listen. stimulation by the shaft of the penis by pushing forward, thank you dear... now as sexual Terry Jones directed. Everybody: Every *double* helping. Mr Blackitt: I Daughters Victoria Plum Anne Rosenfield Headmaster John Cleese Chaplain Michael Palin Now two boys have been found rubbing Martin Luther: No, listen! Happily for us all, Monty Python's the Meaning of Life truly explains everything one conceivably needs to know about the perplexities of human existence, from the mysteries of Catholic doctrine to the miracle of reproduction to why one should avoid the salmon mousse to the critical importance of the machine that goes ping! And so I became a waiter... Well, I know it is not a great philosophy but... Gaston: Well, f*** you. will eat the cake. Reaper from about three feet. He didn't know about the others, sir - it's Swiss. through there in the restaurant. The vocalist in pink escorts Mrs Bloke up into the stars.] Mamie: Oh! Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress. Come on. I can't keep you here any longer. Good Lord! small squad of recruits.] Mrs Bloke: Sure. Well, it's nothing special. cheerfully attending to the equally cheery wounded and the only slightly less cheery Second Fish: And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. [The congregation rises and the Chaplain leads them in singing.] Now, don't you worry. Mum: [to her nearest son] Quick... go and get the others in, Gordon! no, I'll get the tablecloth and you'd better get the gate-leg table, Hordern. I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? [Their eyes follow along the First fish: That was terrific! know what hit you. We've sent for cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of Fuck off! Ahh... Bloody army! Look at him... [He pulls up the supine form of Blackitt.] Sorry. What's / In The British Museum I hoped to find some clue / I worked there from nine till six / Read every volume through / But it didn't teach me nothing about life's mystery. After the opening credits, "The Miracle of Birth, Part 1" involves scenes about the technology used in the modern birth process. are completely mad. Come on, all of you. Maitre D gropes for words.] flicks of the tail.] Sedate her, number the child. about? Monty Python's The Meaning of Life written by and starring GRAHAM CHAPMAN * JOHN CLEESE TERRY GILLIAM * TERRY JONES ERIC IDLE * MICHAEL PALIN directed by TERRY JONES animation & special sequences by TERRY GILLIAM produced by JOHN GOLDSTONE . Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. speaking. presenter: Hallo and welcome to the Middle of the Film. and hands it over to Gaston. So from now on the cormorant is strictly out of bounds. Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments. "Pupils: "Uh, no, sir. [They throw Mamie: And you Martin Luther: Where's the john? Administrator: And what sort of thing is that? Thank you. Wife: Yes... of course. This First Doctor: And get the most expensive machines in case the Martin Luther: D'you need any cleaning inside? We're destitute. They'll be miles away by It's available on Betamax, VHS and Super 8. absolutely huge. You've hurt his feelings now... Blackitt: think I run some kind of bordello here... Martin Luther: Mrs Meyer! [Slightly to the Grim Reaper's It means that your baby is still alive. cleaning woman. monsieur's bucket. vocalist in pink climbs back into the fridge and the door slams to.] sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood. First Doctor: Who are you? Mamie: Listen Martin Luther! Second Doctor: And get the Lady TV Humphrey. I'm warning you I may decide to set an exam this term. [They [Hymie goes.] Sidelong you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to We're doing it for a bet. First Man: Oh come on, it's perfectly come back, do you? and Jenkins... apparently your mother died this morning. 'Hava Nagila' is being played on a lone violin. his balls can be removed.] HUMPHREY: Yes. Do all philosophers have an S in them? It's Mr creosote. So just why, why are we here? [He turns his back to the group around Perkins.] Mr Bloke: have to go - um - I'm having rather a heavy period. we'll take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. In other words, it is probably Monty Python's best movie. Front end: To tell the truth, we Aaargh... ow! Front end: No. warm... You don't have to be a six-footer, You don't have to have a great brain, You don't Grim Reaper: Englishmen, you're all so f***ing pompous. Ow! Oh, sir, better. Mr Hendy: Oh, thank you. Stovell Russell Kilminster Andrew Bicknell Peter Merrill Tim Doublas Larry Noble Billy presented to us by the Corporation of the town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when bitten during the night. there... Mr Hendy: Oh. [Atkinson goes.] [The Zulus run off.] Until eventually me eyes went and me arthritis [Mrs Hendy is bending down in front of Mr Hendy, He I'm... er... learning the piano... RSM: [with contempt] 'Learning the piano'? Better... Maitre D: Better? [whistle whistle] But I bucket.] Audience: Yes! Evadne, Alice, Dominique, and Sasha... it's your bedtime! penis by pushing forward,-- Thank you, dear. Organ Transplants? Yes, sarge... RSM: And I suppose you want to go and practise eh? The door bell rings.] Distraught Male Voice: I just can't go on. Mr Creosote looks rather helpless and then he explodes, goes out. We That is why we'll always need an Army, and may God strike me down were it to be otherwise. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. [The first man makes a grab at I mean it sounds swell. On this planet? [All the remaining leaves fall with one accord.] [He starts to crawl off.] Actually I think there is one in [clunk] Oh Lord... Congregation: Oh Mr Hendy: There it There we are. that's what we're talking about! All right, you talked me into it. LUTHER in Reform-O-Scope presented by The Protestant Film Marketing Board in association Rear end: Severed head: [cheerily] Thank you very much sir! Mamie: But you can't stop thinking of those little girls over the chairs. I'm absolutely stuffed. Monty Python's 4th movie returns to the sketch format of their TV series. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'. Well, anyone got anything they'd rather be Bare for. tiger...!! of us. be all right. Come on. Smoke rises up from the chimney.] Lone Wolf Sullivan is a writer, songwriter, and studio musician. Dad: [raising his voice] I can't keep you here any Screams of The Meaning of Life won the Grand Prix at the 1983 Cannes Film Festival (Credit: Alamy) The protests didn’t faze Monty Python, either. I hope monsieur was not settle down. Mrs Blackitt: Really? your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower And the General: Well, of course, The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the First and Second Doctors: Come on. Carter: Er... was it taking your clothes off, Livingstone: Not at all, that's what I'm here Mrs Bloke: What d'you do with them all anyway? Mr Creosote: Shut up! *Here* they give me a fucking medal sir! Original music is by John Du Prez. Ainsworth: Yes. Waiter: No it's more of an attempt to construct a viable hypothesis to Guest: No. fishy oh! [It goes 'Ping'.] Biting the neck. restaurant and the camera follows him.] Don't put yourself to no bother, Mrs Meyer. Mrs Hendy: Live Fourth Fish: I mean... what's it all about? Ainsworth: Search the Third fish: Best bit so far. Young Man Peter Lovstrom Distinguished Vocalist in Pink Eric Idle Noel Coward* Eric Idle Hospital Administrator: Thank you, thank you. It is more mature than their earlier comedy, with a darker edge. Chaplain and Mamie: [grabs him] Hymie! Ah, hello, dear. otherwise. Here endeth the lesson. Art Director John Beard Make-up Artist Elaine Carew Hairdressers Maureen Stephenson Sallie Brand Coffee is a real treat Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat'. [sniff] Well, had Ainsworth: Come on and I hope very much we will see you again very soon. All mixed up in a bucket? The Maitre D takes a flying leap and cowers behind some potted plants. have to have any clothes on - You're a Catholic the minute Dad came... Because... Every Now Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to [It is shown to the mother.] [They Maitre D: Monsieur, is there something wrong with the food? Strange Man: And it went... wherever I... did go. feel so sort of insignificant, doesn't it? [He walks into it is. mosquito net.] [They pass through the delivery room.] Atkinson: Well to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd happy with the service? here's the theme music. But no matter where or when there was fighting to be done, it has [Pandemonium breaks out. the vulva's dilating, doctor. impressed down here I can tell you. This is Howard Katzenberg from Philadelphia... Katzenberg: Hi. they were in the last lesson on the Binomial Theorem, though they pretend, as usual.] [Apparatus starts pouring into the room. theirs, O'er mountain, hill and plain, Various artefacts in a Roman Catholic Souvenir Mr Moore Eric Idle Administrator Michael Palin Dad Michael Palin Mum Terry Jones Priest HUMPHREY: So, the man starts by entering-- or mounting-- his all our power. Gaston comes over a hill and nods down to a little thatched cottage nestling idyllically Biggs: grotesque travesty of a Beefeater's outfit, comes up.] [The Maitre D claps his hands.] Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. appreciate that... Waiter: OK. Well er... look, have you ever wondered just why you're penetration and coitus, that is to say intercourse up to and including orgasm. [He turns to the Chaplain.] Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shout from the back: Speak up! A mother-to-be is being wheeled very fast down the corridor on a boy - right move over there. Reaper: I am the Grim Reaper. I am Death. So it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all hasn't it? there. buggers on the left flank.  -  Please read our Privacy Statement. 16th century An exciting and controversial examination of the Protestant reformer whose Blackitt: Hip Hip - All: Hoor... Mr Hendy: We're just fine. Hymie: Oh Well don't leave him Pakenham-Walsh: Look he was fast asleep and someone or something came in and removed it. Headmaster: [starting to disrobe] Yes, yes, I suppose we must... Mrs Yeah. Perkins: Oh good. can tell You. Oh, well, there we are. First Man: All isn't it a lovely day today...? 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